Wednesday, March 05, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
Thursday the boys landed and we were on the hill by 5PM for the best night session I've ever had. Lines filled in every run, park pow was off the charts. Buckets were thrown.
GoHard and Dangler are in town filming CAPiTA's movie for next season, STAY BADASS.
Yep, everyone where's a helmet these days.
Breakfast of multiple shats.
Korn-Occoloppo threw down in Shims meadow and didn't get his pass pulled.
The camera failed everytime Griff got radical.
Cowboy hike proved worthy. Griff got delirious and Krauth got pitted.
Even though Griff wears black, his light shines.
We picked up a stranger for the evening. He puts the strange, in stranger.
Griff can puke on command. He has limited lung capacity because of his prior career as a wood worker. Therefore he usually pukes after getting after it.
Shit's still funny EVERY TIME.
Gnar found us some uber mini bike lines yesterday.
Milo had to step shit up a notch.
Good trip fella's. Thanks for coming out. See you boys next year, with Matty B and Toe Knee.
Post script to this post:
Post script to this post:
"Oh man what the fuck, YO you need to get back in your truck. For some reason I feel real weak, could be that I left my phone on your teak. I know I got to fly my ass home, but how can I do it without my phone? Please send me my mobile device, so I can look at the photo's of me not riding ice. "
Thursday, February 20, 2014
All the drama with the Oh-Limp-Dicks have been killing me the past two weeks. No Shawn, Danny, Nate, Tora, Trevor or Lindsey ending up in the winners circle? Oh the drama. Bob Costa's and the rest of them ole balls commentating just suck. Period. Then all the gay ass ice skating and dancing they run over and over and over...what the fuck? How the hell is ice dancing a sport? Yea, there's an athletic component to it, but if that's a sport, then ballroom dancing and break dancing should be in the summer Olympics. Downhill skiing's rad to watch, I love seeing them own the mountain. Them dudes and ladies are true athletes. Ted Ligity? The man is the truth. But half pipe skiing is a joke. Why do them clowns have ski poles that are two feet tall? I guess it's the same reason they run bindings that randomly let them eject from their skis. Bump skiing? Are you kidding me. Bounce, bounce, bounce, do a stupid air, bounce, bounce, bounce, even dumber air, then pretend your still bouncing but going straight and then pump your fists in the air. Shit only fly's if your at Hunter Mountain and you drove your Trans Am to the hill with your ski's in the trunk. Aerials, Jesus Christ we have high diving in the summer Olympics, there's no need to repeat the crap in the winter. Snowboard Cross made me cringe. Holy shit, was that embarrassing. Yea, let's put 6 dudes on a course, watch them roll down the windows on every jump so they look like their jumping off bridges, then have the entire field wipe out cause they can't handle the course, and then call THAT the excitement of Snowboard Cross. Even worse watching the ladies knock themselves out and blow their knees. When you watch Supercross, do you see the entire field eat shit every moto? Point made. Then that attention whore that just won't stop, Lolo Jones. That chick just sucks. Please get it over and pose in Playboy. CHOKER.
Fuse TV, thank you for Insane Clown Posse Theater. It's the only thing saving me from putting a gun in my mouth and blowing my head off because the Oh-Limp-Dicks have cock blocked every decent show from running these days. Thank you Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope for your raw dog opinion on pop culture.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
These two homo-wners show up for a little eXtremeboat reunion at the cabin. 59 years worth of being heckling friends with these two. Thanks for the effort and patience boys. Can't wait to ruin you on the first day seeing how we just got 8 feet or so of new 'der in the last week.
Too bad the whole crews not back together for this. Toe Knee's running a concussion and doesn't even know his last name. The Snot Rockets too busy flipping burgers. Matty B is in Indiana for some God awful reason. Dirty Doozer is running a Bar Effect class or something like that. Spencers in Russia, at them stupid ass Oh-Limp-Dicks. HassleHuck and Matty G are busy figuring out some conspiracy theory. The rest of the Sport Stalker crowd just grew up or I hate em now, yea I'm talking about you Rob Ruhl, you fag. De-friend me on FaceDildo for making fun of your kids bowl cut? Jesus Christ your wife's a lawyer, you can afford a haircut. But T-Bone the Menace is rolling in next week!
This shot was taken in 2010, the last time we hung out together at Stevens. I GUARANTEE that these two are running the exact same kit 4 years later. Rip Dildo GoreTex, with no waist gaiter, some Northwave KJ boots, Bakoda gloves, and of course borrowed boards.
1990 eXtremeboat dream team. Matty B ("Hey Matty B, Korn and Griff are coming out, you in? Fuck my life.), Griff, yours truely (pony tail and all) and Korn. This was taken with a very large film camera back then. Selfies were incredibly hard to do.
"I know why you call me Ukia, it's that time I puked!"
Korn "dude I did this for the money." Whore.